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Science does not have to be boring! In fact it is the total opposite. Make Science all the more interesting and fun with these <\/strong>hilarious 200 funny science jokes<\/strong> that are scientifically proven and lab tested to make you laugh!<\/p>

You don\u2019t need to be a science geek to understand these funny science puns<\/strong>. These science jokes on physics, chemistry, biology and astronomy<\/strong>, for teachers and students, are basic enough for almost everyone to understand and share a good laugh.<\/p>

What\u2019s more, these short science jokes for kids<\/strong> are perfect ice breakers and a great way to start a discussion on science! They will encourage students to think and question while stimulating their funny bone. <\/p>

Much like science experiments for kids<\/a><\/strong>, these short one-liner science puns<\/strong> are certain to hook children, catch their attention and make them smarter! Perfect for teachers and their classrooms.<\/p>

Best Science Jokes<\/strong><\/h2>

1.<\/strong> Why is it so hard to wake up in the morning? <\/strong>That\u2019s because of Newton\u2019s First Law – A body at rest wants to stay at rest.<\/p>

2. Light travels faster than sound. That\u2019s why some people appear brighter until you hear them speak.<\/strong><\/p>

3. Why can you never trust atoms?<\/strong> Because they make up everything!<\/p>

4. I was reading a book on helium. I couldn\u2019t put it down.<\/strong><\/p>

Related:<\/strong> Make sure to club these jokes with Science Riddles<\/a><\/strong> to elevate the fun!<\/em><\/p>

5. What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other? <\/strong>Sorry, my fault!<\/p>

6. What is a tornado\u2019s favorite game to play?<\/strong> Twister!<\/p>

7. Meteorologists weigh rainbows and found out they are \u2018Pretty Light\u2019!<\/strong><\/p>

Related: Also check out Fun Rainbow Facts for Kids<\/a><\/strong>.<\/em><\/p>

8. Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says \u201cI think I\u2019ll have an H2O.\u201d The second one says \u201cI think I\u2019ll have an H2O too\u201d \u2014 and he died.<\/strong><\/p>

9. What did the biologist wear to impress his date?<\/strong> Designer genes<\/p>

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10. What did the Limestone say to the geologist?<\/strong> Don\u2019t take me for granite!<\/p>

11.<\/strong> A physicist, a biologist, and a chemist were going to the ocean for the first time.<\/strong> <\/p>

The physicist saw the ocean and was fascinated by the waves. He said he wanted to do some research on the fluid dynamics of the waves and walked into the ocean. Obviously he drowned and never returned.<\/p>

The biologist said he wanted to do research on the flora and fauna inside the ocean and walked inside the ocean. He, too, never returned.<\/p>

The chemist waited for a long time and afterwards, wrote the observation, \u201cThe physicist and the biologist are soluble in ocean water.\u201d<\/p>

Quip Tip: While you are at these jokes, throw in a few Science Trivia Quiz Questions <\/a><\/strong>here and there to test your kids\u2019 smarts.<\/em><\/p>

12. Neurons<\/strong> that fire together, wire together!<\/strong><\/p>

13. Why is the ocean so salty?<\/strong> Because land never waves back at it!<\/p>

14. What type of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?<\/strong> 2Na!<\/p>

15. How to cut a sea into half?<\/strong> With a see saw!<\/p>

Related: Did that joke crack up your preschooler? Try our hands-on Preschool Science Experiments<\/a> to seriously notch up their science acumen.<\/em><\/p>

16. A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline.<\/strong> <\/p>

His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him, \u201cYou are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you.\u201d<\/p>

The frog is thrilled! \u201cThis is great! Will I meet her at a party?\u201d<\/p>

\u201cNo,\u201d says his advisor, \u201cin her biology class.\u201d<\/p>

17. According to chemistry, Alcohol is a solution! <\/strong><\/p>

18. If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up, what would that make them? <\/strong>Alloys<\/p>

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Quick Tip: Try your hands at Enchanting Harry Potter Science Activities & Experiments<\/a><\/strong>.<\/em><\/p>

19.  What did the stamen say to the pistil? <\/strong>I like your style!<\/p>

20. How can you tell if a tree is a Dogwood Tree? <\/strong>By its bark!<\/p>

21. What is the fastest way to determine the sex of a chromosome? <\/strong>Pull down its genes.<\/p>

22. What do you call an educated tube?<\/strong> A graduated cylinder!<\/p>

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Related: Also check out Silly Teacher Jokes<\/a><\/strong> to make everyone laugh!<\/em><\/p>

23.  A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, \u201cNo, I\u2019m traveling light.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>

24. What do you call an accountant for the biology department? <\/strong>A buy-ologist.<\/p>

25. What did the tree wear to the pool party? <\/strong>Swimming Trunks!<\/p>

26. A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a beer. The bartender replies, \u201cFor you, no charge.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>

27. No matter how popular antibiotics get, they will never get viral!<\/strong><\/p>

28. What did the science book say to the math book? You have got problems!<\/strong><\/p>

Loved this joke? Check out Math Jokes & Puns<\/strong><\/a> to make math fun\u2026Giggles guaranteed!<\/em><\/p>

29. What do you call it when a biologist takes a photo of herself? <\/strong>A cell-fie<\/p>

30. What kind of tree can be placed into your hand? <\/strong>A palm tree<\/p>

31. Why was bee\u2019s hair sticky? <\/strong>Because it used a honey-comb!<\/p>

Related: Bee Fun Facts<\/a>!<\/em><\/strong><\/p>

32. Did you hear oxygen and magnesium got together?<\/strong> OMg!<\/p>

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33. Why did the cloud date the fog?<\/strong> Because he was so down to Earth!<\/p>

34. What did the scientist say to the chemist whose lab smelled like eggs? <\/strong>Sorry for your sulfering.<\/p>

35. Why are chemists excellent at solving problems? <\/strong>They have all the solutions.<\/p>

36. Why did the firefly get bad grades at school?<\/strong> Because it wasn\u2019t very bright!<\/p>

37. A dung beetle walks into a bar and says, \u201cExcuse me, is this stool taken?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>

38. What was the name of the first Electricity Detective? <\/strong>Sherlock Ohms.<\/p>

Do your kids love mysteries? Check out Crime Scene Investigation for Kids<\/strong><\/a> to equip them with real kid-appropriate knowledge!<\/em><\/p>

39. How do we know Saturn was married more than once?<\/strong> Because it has too many rings!<\/p>

40. What did the volcano say to his beautiful wife? <\/strong>I lava you<\/p>

Related: Club this lava joke with Lava Lamp Science Experiment<\/a><\/strong> to get kids jumping with excitement and laughing out loud!<\/em><\/p>

41. Why were oxygen, hydrogen, and carbon wearing suits and ties? <\/strong>They were a formyl group.<\/p>

42. Want to hear a chemistry pun?<\/strong> I am in my element!<\/p>

43. What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?<\/strong> Keep trying until you get a \u2018reaction\u2019.<\/p>

44. How do geologists ask each other out? <\/strong>They say, \u201cAre you a carbon sample? Because I\u2019d love to date you.\u201d<\/p>

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45. What type of a dog do chemists own? A lab!<\/strong><\/p>

46. How did the astronaut serve dinner in outer space? <\/strong>On flying saucers!<\/p>

47. Biologists have just found the gene for shyness. They would have found it earlier, but it was hiding behind two other genes.<\/strong><\/p>

48. What did the Earth say to the other planets? <\/strong>You guys have no life!<\/p>

49. How do you stop an astronaut’s baby from crying?<\/strong> You rocket!<\/p>

50. How do trees surf on the internet? <\/strong>They log in!<\/p>

51. What\u2019s a pirate\u2019s favorite element? <\/strong>Aaaaargon<\/p>

52. If you buy one proton and one electron, then you can get a proton free of charge!<\/strong><\/p>

53. What did the positive charge say to the negative charge after their date?<\/strong> We have potential!<\/p>

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54. Why do plants hate algebra? <\/strong>It gives them square roots.<\/p>

55. What did one cell tell his sister cell when she stepped on his toe? <\/strong>Ouch! That\u2019s mitosis!<\/p>

56. What kinds of books do planets usually like to read? <\/strong>Comet books<\/p>

57. Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?<\/strong> At the parking meteors!<\/p>

58. What was the first animal to go into space? <\/strong>The cow that jumped over the moon!<\/p>

59. What is the snake’s favorite subject?<\/strong> Hiss-Tory!<\/p>

60. Why did Mickey Mouse go to space?<\/strong> To see Pluto!<\/p>

61. Why don\u2019t aliens eat clowns?<\/strong> Because they taste funny!<\/p>

62. Which type of books are the hardest to get through? <\/strong>Friction Books<\/p>

63. Why don\u2019t magnets have mates?<\/strong> Because they are polar opposites!<\/p>

Related:<\/strong> Turn an ordinary nail into a magnet with this Easy DIY Electromagnet Activity for Kids<\/a><\/strong>.<\/em><\/p>

64. What does blood say when it\u2019s trying to be optimistic? <\/strong>B Positive.<\/p>

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65. What is Research?<\/strong> Research is what you are doing, when you don\u2019t know what you are doing!<\/p>

66. How do you throw a party in space?<\/strong> You planet.<\/p>

67. What kind of music do planets dance to? <\/strong>Nep-tunes!<\/p>

68. What did one ion say to another? <\/strong>I\u2019ve got my ion you.<\/p>

69. What is an Astronaut\u2019s favorite key on the keyboard? <\/strong>Space Bar<\/p>

70. What does a skeleton say before he eats?<\/strong> Bone appetite!<\/p>

71. How much room does fungi need in order to grow? As mushroom as possible!<\/strong><\/p>

72. Why did the germ cross the microscope? <\/strong>To get to the other slide!<\/p>

Quick Tip: Learn all about germs and how to keep them at bay with Hygiene Activities for Kids<\/a><\/strong>.<\/em><\/p>

73. What is a chemist\u2019s favourite carnival ride?<\/strong> A Ferrous Wheel<\/p>

74. Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?<\/strong> The food is great but there is no atmosphere!<\/p>

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75. Where did the chemist have his lunch? <\/strong>On a periodic table.<\/p>

76. What did the thermometer tell the graduated cylinder? <\/strong><\/p>

You may have graduated, but I have more degrees.<\/p>

77. What runs faster: Hot or Cold?<\/strong> Hot, because you can catch the cold!<\/p>

78. What has a bed that you can’t sleep in?<\/strong> A river<\/p>

79. How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity? <\/strong>Shocked!<\/p>

80. Gold is the best element because it\u2019s AU-some.<\/strong><\/p>

81. Where does criminal light end up? <\/strong>In prism.<\/p>

82. I wanted to be an astronaut as a kid. But my parents said \u2018Sky is the limit\u2019.<\/strong><\/p>

83. How does the nucleus communicate with the ribosomes?<\/strong> With the cellphone!<\/p>

84. What sound does a sub-atomic duck make?<\/strong> A Quark.<\/p>

85. What do you call an acid with an attitude? <\/strong>A-mean-o Acid<\/p>

86. What is a rocks favorite cereal to eat?<\/strong> Coco-pebbles!<\/p>

87. How do Scientists freshen their breath? <\/strong>With experi-mints!<\/p>

88. Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?<\/strong> It went OK!<\/p>

89. What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? <\/strong>Nothing, Oceans don\u2019t talk\u2026 they just WAVE!<\/p>

90. Why did the white bear dissolve in water?<\/strong> Because it was polar!<\/p>

91. What do computers like to eat?<\/strong> Chips!<\/p>

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Have a kid who loves computers? Check out Coding for Kids<\/a> – a complete guide to coding and free coding resources!<\/em><\/p>

92. I make horrible science puns, but only periodically!<\/strong><\/p>

93. What did the helpless T cell say when facing the infection? <\/strong>Is there antibody out there?<\/p>

94. What element derives from a Norse god? <\/strong>Thorium.<\/p>

95. What can run, but cannot walk? Water<\/strong><\/p>

96. Carbon and hydrogen went on a date. I heard they really bonded!<\/strong><\/p>

97. Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?<\/strong> He wanted to win the no-bell prize!<\/p>

98. The proton is not speaking to the other proton; he\u2019s a mad atom!<\/strong><\/strong><\/p>

99. What do you call a snake that is 3.14 m long?<\/strong> A Pi-thon!<\/p>

100. What did one hungry plant say to another?<\/strong> I could use a light snack!<\/p>

101. Why did the chemist hang up periodic table posters everywhere? <\/strong>It made him feel like he was in his element.<\/p>

102. If you\u2019re not part of the solution\u2014you\u2019re part of the precipitate.<\/strong><\/p>

103. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the ball?<\/strong> Because he has no-body to go with!<\/p>

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104. What do trees like to drink?<\/strong> Root-beer!<\/p>

105. What do protons and life coaches have in common? <\/strong>They know how to stay positive!<\/p>

106. What do you call a clown in jail? <\/strong>A Silicon!<\/p>

107. Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?<\/strong> Because it din\u2019t have the guts!<\/p>

108. They call me DJ Enzyme because I am always breaking it down!<\/strong><\/p>

109. What\u2019s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist? <\/strong>One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.<\/p>

110. Did you hear about the famous microbiologist who traveled to 40 different countries and learned to speak seven languages? <\/strong>He was a man of many cultures.<\/p>

111. What are the primary elements of a sense of humor? <\/strong><\/p>

Sulfur, Argon, Calcium, and Samarium. Otherwise known as SArCaSm<\/p>

112. Want to hear a joke about nitrogen oxide?<\/strong> NO!<\/p>

113. What is the least interesting element?<\/strong> Bohrium.<\/p>

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114. A piece of ice fell in love with Bunsen burner. \u201cBunsen my flame! I melt every time I see you\u201d, said the ice. The Bunsen burner replied, \u201c It is only a phase you are going through\u201d.<\/strong><\/p>

115. Why is the moon so broke?<\/strong> It\u2019s down to its last quarter.<\/p>

116. Why is the spinal column so audacious? <\/strong>Because he’s got nerve!<\/p>

117. Why is the dieting advice to \u201ceat light\u201d so dangerous? <\/strong>That\u2019s how you become a black hole.<\/p>

118. What did the infectious disease say when the bartender refused him service? <\/strong>Well, you\u2019re not a very good host.<\/p>

119. What is a chemist\u2019s favorite holiday song? <\/strong>Oh Chemist-TREE, oh Chemist-TREE!<\/p>

120. What did Donald Duck say in his graduate physics class? <\/strong>\u201cQuark, quark, quark!\u201d<\/p>

121. Which university did the hippopotamus go to study?<\/strong> Hippocampus!<\/p>

122. What gas never cries? <\/strong> Nitrous Oxide (Laughing Gas)<\/p>

123.  Which fruit contains Barium and double Sodium?<\/strong> BaNaNa!<\/p>

124. The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist sees the glass completely full, half in the liquid state and half in the vapor state.<\/strong><\/p>

125. The last words of a chemist?<\/strong> “… and now for the taste test.”<\/p>

126. Why did the acid go to the gym? <\/strong>To become a buffer solution!<\/p>

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127. Why did Carbon marry Hydrogen? <\/strong>They bonded well from the minute they met.<\/p>

128.  What do you call a joke that is based on cobalt, radon, and yttrium?<\/strong> CoRnY.<\/p>

129. If H2O is the formula for water, then what is the formula for ice?<\/strong> H2O cubed!<\/p>

130. All mushrooms are edible.<\/strong> Some are only edible once.<\/p>

131. Why didn\u2019t the sun go to graduate school? <\/strong>Because it already had a million degrees!<\/p>

132. Two blood cells met and fell in love. Alas, it was all in vein.<\/strong><\/p>

133. Why couldn\u2019t the astronaut book a room on the moon? <\/strong>It was full!<\/p>

134. What did one decimal say to the number? <\/strong>\u201cDid you get my point?\u201d<\/p>

135. Why is electricity the perfect student? <\/strong>It conducts itself so well.<\/p>

136. Why do quantum physicists make bad pitchers? <\/strong>Because when they find the position, they can\u2019t find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can\u2019t find the position<\/p>

137. What did is a nuclear physicist\u2019s favorite snack? <\/strong>Fission chips.<\/p>

138. Chemists are totally wild! Some drop acid and others drop the base.<\/strong><\/p>

139. I\u2019m fascinated by water\u2019s gas form. It mist-ifies me.<\/strong><\/p>

140. A biologist and a physicist got married but got divorced soon after. There was just no chemistry.<\/strong><\/p>

141. What\u2019s the best science? <\/strong>Geology \u2014 it rocks!<\/p>

142. How do deaf mathematicians communicate? <\/strong>Through sine language.<\/p>

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143. Why did the chemistry lab blow up? <\/strong>Oxidants happen!<\/p>

144. Why did the amoeba cross the road? <\/strong>It was time to split.<\/p>

145. What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorus walked into his bar?<\/strong> \u201cOH SNaP!\u201d<\/p>

146. What do you call the leader of a biology gang? <\/strong>The nucleus.<\/p>

147. Why did the attacking army use acid?<\/strong> To neutralize the enemy\u2019s base!<\/p>

148.  What do you do with a sick chemist? <\/strong>If you can\u2019t helium, and you can\u2019t curium, then you might as well barium.<\/p>

149. What do chemists call a benzene ring where the carbon atoms are replaced with iron atoms?<\/strong> A ferrous wheel.<\/p>

150. Why did the gene crossover? <\/strong>To get to the non-sister homolog!<\/p>

151. When a third-grader was asked to cite Newton\u2019s first law, she said, \u201cBodies in motion remain in motion, and bodies at rest stay in bed unless their mothers call them to get up.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>

152. When the astronomy department found out their famous professor wouldn\u2019t get the Nobel prize this year, they decided to hold a party for him anyway. They gave him a constellation prize.<\/strong><\/p>

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153. Many people ask me why I chose forensic medicine as a career, and I tell them that it is because a forensic man gets the honor of being called when the top doctors have failed!<\/strong><\/p>

154. Why is quantum mechanics the \u201coriginal hipster\u201d? <\/strong>It described the universe before it was cool.<\/p>

155. Did you hear about the neutron who got arrested? <\/strong>He got released without charge.<\/p>

156. If you ask a cosmonaut when it is his favorite moment to snack, how does he answer?<\/strong> \u201cLaunch time.\u201d<\/p>

157. What\u2019s the difference between a mathematician and a forensic scientist? <\/strong>A mathematician thinks that two points are enough to define a straight line while a forensic scientist wants more data.<\/p>

158. One mouse to another: \u201cLook at that fellow with a white coat on. Whenever I push the paddle, he starts writing something!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>

159. How many forensic scientists does it take to change a light bulb? <\/strong>It takes two \u2014 one to screw it in and one to check for fingerprints.<\/p>

160. What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Indian Ocean?<\/strong> \u201cTry and be more PACIFIC!\u201d<\/p>

161. Where did the lightning bolt propose to his girlfriend? <\/strong>Cloud nine.<\/p>

162. What did the dog say to his owner? <\/strong>\u201cMy favorite frequency is 50,000 hertz, but you\u2019ve probably never heard of that.\u201d<\/p>

That\u2019s a cool animal fact turned into a clever pun! Learn more weird but true, fun facts for kids<\/a> to amaze everyone!<\/em><\/p>

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163. What did the receiver say to the radio wave? <\/strong>\u201cOuch! That megahertz.\u201d<\/p>

164. An astronomy major had a part-time job working in the university\u2019s off-campus housing office. One day, a fellow student, upon entering the office in thought about the morning lecture, asked, \u201cWhat is an astronomical unit?\u201d To which the astronomy major replied, \u201cOne helluva big apartment.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>

165. A physicist, while exiting the theater after seeing Star Wars, <\/em>bumped into a fellow physicist. Inspired by the movie, he blurted to his friend, \u201cMay the mass times acceleration be with you.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>

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166. Organ donors really put their heart into it.<\/strong><\/p>

167. I don\u2019t need a spine \u2014 it\u2019s holding me back!<\/strong><\/p>

168. There\u2019s a new theory on inertia, but it doesn\u2019t seem to be gaining momentum.<\/strong><\/p>

169. If a prince farts, is it a noble gas?<\/strong><\/p>

170. I feel like I\u2019m diagonally parked in a parallel universe.<\/strong><\/p>

171. The cost of the space program is truly astronomical!<\/strong><\/p>

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172. Absolute zero is so cool!<\/strong><\/p>

173. Einstein developed a theory about space \u2014 it was about time!<\/strong><\/p>

174. Funny chemistry jokes always get a good reaction.<\/strong><\/p>

175. How come noses run and feet smell?<\/strong><\/p>

176. A sign outside the chemistry hotel reads, \u201cGreat Day Rates, Even Better NO3-\u2018s.\u2019 (Nitrates)\u201d<\/strong><\/p>

177. Do scientists who study the sun have a flare for research?<\/strong><\/p>

178. Air resistance is a real drag.<\/strong><\/p>

179. Biology is the only science in which multiplication is the same thing as division.<\/strong><\/p>

180. Hand over the calculator; friends don\u2019t let friends derive drunk.<\/strong><\/p>

181. I\u2019m a big fan of renewable energy!<\/strong><\/p>

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182. Why couldn\u2019t the astronaut focus? He kept spacing out.<\/strong><\/p>

183. What do you call the lights on a lunar rover? Moonbeams<\/strong><\/p>

184. Which stars wear glasses? Movie stars.<\/strong><\/p>

185. When life gives you mold, make penicillin.<\/strong><\/p>

186. The name\u2019s Bond. Ionic Bond. Taken, not shared.<\/strong><\/p>

187. What do solids, liquids and gases have in common? They all matter.<\/strong><\/p>

Related: Think you know all about solids, liquids and gases? Try your hands at Oobleck <\/a>– the crazy concoction that acts like a solid as well as a liquid!<\/em><\/p>

188. Guys, stop it with the puns. We’ve all sulfured enough.<\/strong><\/p>

189. What did the chemist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?<\/strong> HeHe<\/p>

190. What did the elements say to hydrogen? <\/strong>What a loner!<\/p>

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191. We really shouldn\u2019t talk about mitosis\u2026It\u2019s such a divisive issue.<\/strong><\/p>

192. A teacher asks their class what is the molecular formula for water. A student replies HijklmnO. The teacher says no you’re wrong. Then the student says didn’t you say the formula was H to O<\/strong><\/p>

193. All the elements are sitting at the dinner table and neon says” Helium don’t eat too much! You’re gonna get fat!” Helium says ” No I’m not, I’m the second lightest here!”<\/strong><\/p>

194. How did the computer hacker get out of the jail? <\/strong>He found the escape key!<\/p>

195. Why did the spider buy a computer? <\/strong>Because it wanted to browse the web.<\/p>

196. Why do hurricanes have good vision? <\/strong>Because they have a BIG eye!<\/p>

197. Which fish is most afraid of dogs?<\/strong> Catfish!<\/p>

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198. Why are astronauts always happy when they are in space? <\/strong>Because there is no gravity to drag them down!<\/p>

199. Biologists have discovered legs are hereditary. They run in your jeans!<\/strong><\/p>

200. Who is shorter than a biologist? A Microbiologist!<\/strong><\/p>

FAQ<\/strong><\/h2>
What are some funny science jokes for kids?<\/strong>

1. Why did Mickey Mouse go to space?\u00a0To see Pluto!2.\u00a0What did the science book say to the math book? You have got problems!3.\u00a0A dung beetle walks into a bar and says, \u201cExcuse me, is this stool taken?\u201d4. What type of a dog do chemists own? A lab!5.\u00a0What did the Earth say to the other planets?\u00a0You guys have no life!6. Why is it so hard to wake up in the morning? That\u2019s because of Newton\u2019s First Law – A body at rest wants to stay at rest.7. How can you tell if a tree is a Dogwood Tree? By its bark!<\/p> <\/div>

What are some short science puns for teachers?<\/strong>

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