{"id":28296,"date":"2022-09-12T05:16:47","date_gmt":"2022-09-12T05:16:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kidpillar.com\/?p=28296"},"modified":"2024-11-05T08:42:54","modified_gmt":"2024-11-05T08:42:54","slug":"120-funny-thanksgiving-jokes-puns-for-everyone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kidpillar.com\/120-funny-thanksgiving-jokes-puns-for-everyone\/","title":{"rendered":"120 Funny Thanksgiving Jokes &#038; Puns For Kids and Adults!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Check out our amazing list of <strong>120 Corny Thanksgiving <\/strong><b>Jokes<\/b><strong> and Riddles<\/strong> that will not only lighten up the mood at Thanksgiving dinner but also keep kids and everyone else entertained.<\/p><p>These best <strong>Funny Thanksgiving Jokes<\/strong> <strong>and Puns<\/strong> are clean and prefect for anyone looking to bond over silly laughs! Remember, family that laughs together, stays together!<\/p><ol class=\"wp-block-list kp-toc\"><li><a href=\"#1\"><strong>Knock Knock Thanksgiving Jokes For Kids<\/strong><\/a><\/li>\n\n<li><strong><a href=\"#2\">Hilarious Turkey Jokes<\/a><\/strong><\/li>\n\n<li><strong><a href=\"#3\">Thanksgiving Food Jokes<\/a><\/strong><\/li>\n\n<li><strong><a href=\"#4\">Pilgrims Thanksgiving Jokes<\/a><\/strong><\/li>\n\n<li><strong><a href=\"#5\">One-Liner Thanksgiving Puns<\/a><\/strong><\/li><\/ol><p class=\"has-text-align-left\"><strong>Watch Our Latest Video on Thanksgiving<\/strong><\/p>  <div class=\"kp_floater_container\">\n\t\t<div class=\"kp_floater_inner\">\n\t\t\t<div id=\"kpvclosebutton\">x<\/div>\n    \t\t<iframe class=\"klazyiframe\" width=\"\" height=\"\" data-src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/5KgYLIcJO4Y?si=ZuHRqQzQOwL_joIB\" title=\"\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n\t\t<\/div>\n  <\/div>\n  \n<style>\n\n\t.kp_floater_container {\n\t\tposition: relative;\n\t\tpadding-bottom: 56.25%;\n\t\theight: 0;\n\t\toverflow: hidden;\n\t\tbackground: #e8e8e8;\n\t\tmargin-bottom: 20px;\n \t}\n\n\t.kp_floater_container iframe{\n\t\tposition: absolute;\n\t\twidth:100%;\n\t\theight:100%;\n\t\ttransition: all 0.5s;\n\t}\n\t.kp_floater_container .kp_floater_inner{\n\t\theight:0;\n\t\toverflow:hidden;\n\t}\n\t.kp_floater_container .floating-iframe {\n\t\tposition: fixed;\n\t\twidth:auto;\n\t\theight:auto;\n\t\tbottom: 100px;\n\t\tright: 60px;\n\t\tz-index:21474835353;\n\t\tmin-width: 280px;\n\t\tmin-height: 180px;\n  }\n\t.kp_floater_container #kpvclosebutton{\n\t\tdisplay:none;\n\t}\n\t.kp_floater_container .floating-iframe #kpvclosebutton{\n\t\tdisplay: block;\n\t\twidth: 30px;\n\t\theight: 30px;\n\t\tbackground: #fff;\n\t\tborder-radius: 100%;\n\t\ttext-align: center;\n\t\tline-height: 1.1;\n\t\tborder: solid 2px #d2d2d2;\n\t\tcursor: pointer;\n\t\tmargin-left: auto;\n\t\tmargin-bottom: 5px;\n\t}\t\n<\/style>\n<script>\n\tvar globalkpvideoflag = 1;\n  window.addEventListener('scroll', function () {\n\tvar iframe = document.querySelector('.kp_floater_inner');\n\tvar iframecontainer = document.querySelector('.kp_floater_container');\n\tvar videoTop = iframecontainer.getBoundingClientRect().top;\n\n\t\tif(globalkpvideoflag == 1){\n\t\t\tif (videoTop < 0) {\n\t\t\t  iframe.classList.add('floating-iframe');\n\t\t\t} else {\n\t\t\t  iframe.classList.remove('floating-iframe');\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t}\n  });\n\t\n\tvar kpvclosebutton = document.getElementById('kpvclosebutton');\n\n\tkpvclosebutton.onclick = function() {\n\t\tglobalkpvideoflag = 0;\n\t\tvar iframe = document.querySelector('.kp_floater_inner');\n\t\tiframe.classList.remove('floating-iframe');\n\t}\n<\/script>\n\n\n  <script type=\"application\/ld+json\">{\n  \"@context\": \"http:\/\/schema.org\",\n  \"@type\": \"VideoObject\",\n  \"name\": \"5 Easy Thanksgiving Crafts For Kids\",\n  \"description\": \"Keep kids happily busy and entertained on Thanksgiving with these Easy Thanksgiving Crafts: - Paper Pumpkin - Paper Plate Scarecrow - Standing Paper Turkey - Thankful Tree - Toilet Roll Pilgrims  #thanksgivingcrafts #craftsforkids   For detailed instructions visit: https:\/\/kidpillar.com\/category\/crafts\/\",\n  \"thumbnailUrl\": \"https:\/\/i.ytimg.com\/vi\/5KgYLIcJO4Y\/default.jpg\",\n  \"uploadDate\": \"2022-10-20T06:00:12Z\",\n  \"duration\": \"PT7M35S\",\n  \"embedUrl\": \"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/5KgYLIcJO4Y\",\n  \"interactionCount\": \"3164\"\n}<\/script><!--Video Markup Code Generated by https:\/\/videoschema.com\/ --><p>Thanksgiving is time to feast and enjoy together. Though it is supposed to be all fun gobbling up, we know it can get overwhelming for everyone. <\/p><p>That&#8217;s when these best Thanksgiving jokes for kids &amp; adults come to the rescue. They are a great addition to <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/kidpillar.com\/best-thanksgiving-activities\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">thanksgiving activities<\/a><\/strong> and bring in the necessary humour to these holiday activities! <\/p><h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"1\"><strong>Knock Knock Thanksgiving Jokes For Kids<\/strong><\/h2><p>Start with the classic Knock knock jokes to get everyone in the mood. They are favourite with kids and never run out of style!<\/p><p>These funny Thanksgiving knock knock jokes will have everyone guessing and laughing at the dinner table. Just what Thanksgiving should be like!<\/p><p>1. Knock, Knock! Who&#8217;s there?<\/p><p>Don. Don who?<\/p><p>Don eat all the gravy, I want some more.<\/p><p>2. Knock, Knock! Who&#8217;s there?<\/p><p>Ben! Ben who?<\/p><p>Ben waiting for Thanksgiving all year!<\/p><p>3. Knock, Knock! Who&#8217;s there?<\/p><p>Norma Lee. Norma Lee who?<\/p><p>Norma Lee I don&#8217;t eat this much!<\/p><p>4. Knock, Knock! Who&#8217;s there?<\/p><p>Dishes! Dishes who?<\/p><p>Dishes a very bad Thanksgiving joke!<\/p><p class=\"khighlighter\"><em><strong>Quick Tip:<\/strong> Throw in a few <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/kidpillar.com\/best-tongue-twisters-for-kids\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Tongue Twisters<\/a><\/strong> while still at the Thanksgiving Table. They are great way to entertain family and guests.<\/em><\/p><p>5. Knock, Knock! Who\u2019s there?<\/p><p>Dewey. Dewy who?<\/p><p>Dewey have to wait long to eat?<\/p><div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/funny-thanksgiving-jokes.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/funny-thanksgiving-jokes.jpg?resize=1024%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"funny thanksgiving knock knock jokes\" class=\"wp-image-28301\"\/><\/a><\/figure><\/div><p>6. Knock, Knock! Who&#8217;s there?<\/p><p>Gladys! Gladys who?<\/p><p>Gladys finally Thanksgiving day!<\/p><p>7. Knock, Knock! Who&#8217;s there?<\/p><p>Olive. Olive who?<\/p><p>Olive the turkey stuffing!<\/p><p>8. Knock, Knock! Who&#8217;s there?<\/p><p>Tamara. Tamara who?<\/p><p>Tamara we&#8217;ll eat all the leftovers!<\/p><p class=\"khighlighter\"><em>Related: Enjoying these? We have many more <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/kidpillar.com\/funniest-knock-knock-jokes-for-kids\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Knock Knock Jokes<\/a><\/strong> enough to last a whole week!<\/em><\/p><p>9. Knock, Knock! Who&#8217;s there?<\/p><p>Butter. Butter who?<\/p><p>Butter open up quick, I have a funny Thanksgiving joke to tell you!<\/p><p>10. Knock, Knock! Who&#8217;s there?<\/p><p>Annie. Annie who?<\/p><p>Annie body seen the turkey?<\/p><div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/Thanksgiving-jokes-for-church.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/Thanksgiving-jokes-for-church.jpg?resize=1024%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Thanksgiving jokes for kids\" class=\"wp-image-28313\"\/><\/a><\/figure><\/div><p>11. Knock, Knock! Who&#8217;s there?<\/p><p>Phillip. Phillip who?<\/p><p>Phillip a big plate of turkey and let&#8217;s start eating!<\/p><p class=\"khighlighter\"><em><strong>Quick Tip:<\/strong> Pair these turnkey day jokes with <a href=\"https:\/\/kidpillar.com\/thanksgiving-trivia-for-kids-family\"><strong>Best Thanksgiving Trivia for Kids<\/strong><\/a> to sneak in cool Thanksgiving facts!<\/em><\/p><p>12. Knock, Knock! Who&#8217;s there?<\/p><p>Arthur. Arthur who?<\/p><p>Arthur any leftovers?<\/p><p>13. Knock, Knock! Who&#8217;s there?<\/p><p>Handsome. Handsome who?<\/p><p>Handsome gravy to me, please.<\/p><h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"2\"><strong>Hilarious Turkey Jokes For Thanksgiving Dinner<\/strong><\/h2><p>It\u2019s Thanksgiving and there is no sparing the turkey! These funny turkey jokes are almost like a thanksgiving tradition without which thanksgiving is incomplete.<\/p><p>So go ahead and crack these silly Turkey Thanksgiving jokes for hearty laughs! Pair them with <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/kidpillar.com\/fun-riddles-for-kids\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Riddles for Kids<\/a><\/strong> to keep up the excitement and everyone engaged. <\/p><p>14. What do you call a rude turkey? A jerk-ey!<\/p><p class=\"khighlighter\"><em>Related: Indulge in these cute <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/kidpillar.com\/easy-thanksgiving-crafts\/#1\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Turkey Crafts for Kids<\/a><\/strong> to keep kids busy and get your home thanksgiving ready!<\/em><\/p><p>15. What key won&#8217;t open a door? A turkey!<\/p><p>16. Why did they let the turkey join the band? Because he had his own drumsticks.<\/p><div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/thanksgiving-jokes-and-puns.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/thanksgiving-jokes-and-puns.jpg?resize=1024%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"thanksgiving jokes and riddles\" class=\"wp-image-28308\"\/><\/a><\/figure><\/div><p>17. What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving? Lucky!<\/p><p>18. Why do turkeys love rainy days? They love fowl weather!<\/p><p>19. When do you serve rubber turkey? Pranksgiving!<\/p><p>20. What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day? Quack, quack!<\/p><p class=\"khighlighter\"><em>Did you know Turkeys were worshipped as Gods by Mayan People? Crazy but true!  Here are more <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/kidpillar.com\/fun-facts-for-kids-weird-but-true\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Astonishing Fun Facts<\/a><\/strong> to baffle you!<\/em><\/p><p>21. What type of glass does a turkey drink from? A goblet.<\/p><p>22. If you call a big turkey a gobbler, what do you call a small one? A goblet.<\/p><p>23. Can a turkey jump higher than a house? Yes, because houses can&#8217;t jump!<\/p><p>24. What happened to the turkey that got in a fight? He got the stuffing knocked out of him!<\/p><p>25. Why did the turkey bring a microphone to dinner? He was ready for a roast.<\/p><p>26. What&#8217;s a running turkey called? Fast food.<\/p><div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/Turkey-dad-jokes.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/Turkey-dad-jokes.jpg?resize=1024%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Turkey joke - Thanksgiving jokes for kids\" class=\"wp-image-28318\" style=\"object-fit:cover\"\/><\/a><\/figure><\/div><p>27. How do you tell the difference between turkeys and chickens? Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving.<\/p><p>28. What did the turkey say to the computer? Google, google.<\/p><p>29. Why was the turkey arrested? The police suspected fowl play.<\/p><p>30. Why did the turkey cross the road? He didn\u2019t want people to think he was a chicken!<\/p><p><strong><em>Enjoying these Thanksgiving Dad Jokes? Keep on reading for more\u2026<\/em><\/strong><\/p><p>31. What&#8217;s blue and covered in feathers? A turkey holding its breath.<\/p><p>32. What&#8217;s a popular Thanksgiving dance? The turkey trot.<\/p><p>33. Who was the turkey thankful to on Thanksgiving? Vegetarians!<\/p><div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/Turkey-jokes-for-adults.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/Turkey-jokes-for-adults.jpg?resize=1024%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Turkey jokes for adults\" class=\"wp-image-28314\"\/><\/a><\/figure><\/div><p>34. What does a one-legged turkey say? Wobble wobble!<\/p><p class=\"khighlighter\"><em>Quick Tip: Club these silly jokes with <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/kidpillar.com\/winter-would-you-rather-questions-for-kids\/\">Best Winter Would You Rather Questions<\/a><\/strong> for more fun!<\/em><\/p><p>35. How did the turkey get home for Thanksgiving? She took the gravy train!<\/p><p>36. What does a turkey dress up as for Halloween? A gobblin!<\/p><p>37. What do turkeys like to do in the summertime? Have peck-nics!<\/p><p>38. Why can&#8217;t you take a turkey to church? Because they use fowl language!<\/p><p>39. What&#8217;s a turkey without feathers called? Thanksgiving dinner.<\/p><div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/Turkey-jokes-for-kids.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/Turkey-jokes-for-kids.jpg?resize=1024%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Turkey jokes for kids\" class=\"wp-image-28316\"\/><\/a><\/figure><\/div><p>40. What does a turkey eat for dessert? Peach Gobbler.<\/p><p>41. The key to a great Thanksgiving? A turKEY.<\/p><p>42. Why did the turkey cross the road? To try to escape the Thanksgiving butcher.<\/p><p>43. What was the turkey suspected of? Fowl play.<\/p><p>44. What sound does a limping turkey make? Wobble, wobble!<\/p><p>45. What did the turkey say before it was roasted? Boy! I&#8217;m stuffed!<\/p><p>46. What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children? If your father could see you now, he&#8217;d turn over in his grave-y!<\/p><p>47. Why do turkeys always go, &#8220;gobble, gobble&#8221;? Because they never learned good table manners!<\/p><p class=\"khighlighter\"><em><strong>Related:<\/strong> Read these <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/kidpillar.com\/thanksgiving-books-for-kids\/\">Thanksgiving Books<\/a><\/strong> to embrace the holiday spirit!<\/em><\/p><p>48. What sound does a turkey&#8217;s phone make? Wing, wing!<\/p><p>49. Why did the cranberries turn red? Because they saw the turkey dressing!<\/p><p>50. What do turkeys do on Sunday? Go for peck-nics.<\/p><p>51. Why do turkeys only star in R-rated movies? Because they use fowl language!<\/p><p>52. Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving? The turkey, because he&#8217;s already stuffed!<\/p><div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/corny-thanksgiving-jokes.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/corny-thanksgiving-jokes.jpg?resize=1024%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"corny thanksgiving jokes\" class=\"wp-image-28298\"\/><\/a><\/figure><\/div><p>53. Why did the turkey refuse dessert? He was stuffed!<\/p><p>54. What&#8217;s the best song to play while cooking a turkey? All about that baste.<\/p><p>55. Why shouldn\u2019t you look at the turkey dressing? Because it will make him blush!<\/p><p>56. Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? The outside!<\/p><p>57. When do you serve tofu turkey? On Pranksgiving!<\/p><p>58. Why could not the turkey play baseball? He could only hit FOWL balls!<\/p><p>59. What would you get if you crossed a turkey with a ghost? A poultrygeist!<\/p><p class=\"khighlighter\"><em>Like this ghost joke? Check out more <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/kidpillar.com\/ghost-facts-for-kids\/#7\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Ghost Jokes for Kids<\/a><\/strong> for bone tickling humour!<\/em><\/p><p>60. Where do you find a turkey with no legs? Exactly where you left it.<\/p><p>61. What do you get when you cross an octopus with a turkey? Enough drumsticks for everyone!<\/p><p>62. What\u2019s the most musical part of a turkey? The drumstick.<\/p><p>63. What do you call it when it rains turkeys? Fowl weather!<\/p><p>64. What is it called when a turkey fumbles in football? A fowl play.<\/p><p>65. Why do turkeys lay eggs? Because if they dropped them, they would break.<\/p><div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/clean-funny-thanksgiving-jokes.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/clean-funny-thanksgiving-jokes.jpg?resize=1024%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"clean funny thanksgiving jokes\" class=\"wp-image-28306\"\/><\/a><\/figure><\/div><p>66. How do you tell the difference between turkeys and chickens? Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving.<\/p><h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"3\"><strong>Thanksgiving Food Jokes For Family<\/strong> <\/h2><figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/food-Thanksgiving-jokes.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/food-Thanksgiving-jokes.jpg?resize=1024%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"food Thanksgiving jokes\" class=\"wp-image-28299\"\/><\/a><\/figure><p>Transform your usual thanksgiving dinner into a laughter riot with these family-friendly corny Thanksgiving Food Jokes and riddles. Sure to crack everyone up, these best thanksgiving jokes will have you poking fun at food!<\/p><p>67. Why is the Thanksgiving soup so expensive? Because it has 24 carrots!<\/p><p>68. What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner? Your nose.<\/p><div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/thanksgiving-day-jokes.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/thanksgiving-day-jokes.jpg?resize=1024%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"thanksgiving day jokes\" class=\"wp-image-28309\"\/><\/a><\/figure><\/div><p>69. Why did the policeman stop you on your way home last Thanksgiving? Because you far exceeded your feed limit.<\/p><p>70. You know you overdid it on Thanksgiving when you cut yourself shaving and you bleed gravy.<\/p><p>71. What does every mom want to make on Thanksgiving? Dinner reservations.<\/p><p>72. What side dish do you bring for Thanksgiving dinner when you accidentally sat on the sweet potatoes? Squash casserole<\/p><p>73. How did the salt and pepper welcome the guests for thanksgiving dinner? By saying, &#8220;Seasoning&#8217;s greetings!&#8221;<\/p><p>74. Why were the beans accused of being jealous of the other side dishes? They were so green.<\/p><p>75. What&#8217;s a potato&#8217;s favorite game to play? Mash!<\/p><div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/dad-thanksgiving-jokes.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/dad-thanksgiving-jokes.jpg?resize=1024%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"dirty thanksgiving jokes\" class=\"wp-image-28307\"\/><\/a><\/figure><\/div><p>76. What comes at the end of Thanksgiving dinner? The letter &#8220;R.&#8221;<\/p><p>77. What makes every Thanksgiving meal extra-basic? Pumpkin spice.<\/p><p>78. What vegetables would you like with your Thanksgiving dinner? Beets me!<\/p><p>79. What happens when cranberries get sad? They turn into blueberries!<\/p><p>80. What can never be eaten for Thanksgiving dinner? Thanksgiving breakfast.<\/p><p>81. Which two animals get stuffed at Thanksgiving? Turkeys and people (after eating all that Thanksgiving dinner!)<\/p><p>82. What time do families sit down to Thanksgiving dinner? Halftime.<\/p><p>83. What did the fridge say the day after the holiday when it was asked, &#8220;Is everything alright over here?&#8221; No, everything is all leftover here!<\/p><p class=\"khighlighter\"><em><strong>Quick Tip:<\/strong> Make way for the festive season with <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/kidpillar.com\/best-christmas-would-you-rather-questions\/\">Christmas Edition of Would You Rather Questions<\/a><\/strong>!<\/em><\/p><p>84. What did the sweet potato say when it was asked if it was hungry? Yes, I yam!<\/p><p>85. What&#8217;s Frankenstein&#8217;s favorite Thanksgiving dish? Monster mash potatoes and grave-y.<\/p><div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/thanksgiving-puns-for-school.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/thanksgiving-puns-for-school.jpg?resize=1024%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"thanksgiving puns for school\" class=\"wp-image-28312\"\/><\/a><\/figure><\/div><p>86. What did the salad say to the butter who kept making jokes? You&#8217;re on a roll.<\/p><p>87. What is something that describes both political talk and filling up your plate of food? Choosing sides.<\/p><h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"4\"><strong>Pilgrims Thanksgiving Jokes<\/strong><\/h2><p>You possibly cannot miss Pilgrims Thanksgiving jokes. They are almost a must and the secret ingredient for thanksgiving humour.<\/p><div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/Thanksgiving-jokes-for-adults.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/Thanksgiving-jokes-for-adults.jpg?resize=1024%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Thanksgiving jokes for adults\" class=\"wp-image-28310\"\/><\/a><\/figure><\/div><p>Clever and funny, these Pilgrims jokes are borderline genius and are sure to tickle everyone\u2019s, from kids to adults, sense of humour.<\/p><p>88. If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims!<\/p><p>89. What kind of music did the pilgrims listen to? Plymouth Rock!<\/p><p class=\"khighlighter\"><em>Quick Tip: Club these funny jokes with this <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/kidpillar.com\/pilgrim-craft-for-thanksgiving\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Cute &amp; Easy Pilgrim Craft for Kids<\/a><\/strong>.<\/em><\/p><p>90. What do you call the age of a Pilgrim? A pilgrimage!<\/p><p>91. What kind of face does a pilgrim make when he&#8217;s in pain? Pil-grimace!<\/p><p>92. What did pilgrims use to bake cakes? May-Flour!<\/p><div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/pilgrims-thanksgiving-jokes.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/pilgrims-thanksgiving-jokes.jpg?resize=1024%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"pilgrims thanksgiving jokes\" class=\"wp-image-28305\"\/><\/a><\/figure><\/div><p>93. Why do Pilgrims&#8217; pants always fall down? Because they wear their buckles on their hats!<\/p><p>94. Why didn&#8217;t the pilgrim want to make the bread? It&#8217;s a crummy job!<\/p><p>95. If Pilgrims traveled on the Mayflower, what do college students travel on? Scholar ships.<\/p><p>96. What unit of measurement did pilgrim cookbooks use? Pilgrams.<\/p><p>97. What kind of tan did pilgrims get at the beach? Puri-tan.<\/p><p>98. What did the Pilgrim wear to dinner? A har-vest. <\/p><div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/November-jokes-for-adults.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/November-jokes-for-adults.jpg?resize=1024%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"November jokes for adults\" class=\"wp-image-28303\"\/><\/a><\/figure><\/div><p>99. What&#8217;s John Wayne&#8217;s favourite holiday? Thanksgiving, Pilgrim.<\/p><p>100. If Pilgrims were still alive, what would they be known for? Their age.<\/p><p>101. What did a Pilgrim call his best friend?&#8230; My Pal-grim<\/p><p>102. Why did the Pilgrim eat turkey on the first Thanksgiving? They couldn&#8217;t fit the moose in the oven.<\/p><h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"5\"><strong>Thanksgiving Puns<\/strong><\/h2><div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/Thanksgiving-Puns.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/Thanksgiving-Puns.jpg?resize=1024%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Thanksgiving Puns\" class=\"wp-image-28311\"\/><\/a><\/figure><\/div><p>103. I just met you, and this is gravy, but here&#8217;s my stuffing, so carve me maybe.<\/p><div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/Funny-thanksgiving-puns.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/Funny-thanksgiving-puns.jpg?resize=1024%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Funny thanksgiving puns\" class=\"wp-image-28300\"\/><\/a><\/figure><\/div><p>104. Why didn&#8217;t the Thanksgiving band get to perform? Someone ate the drumsticks.<\/p><p>105. I only have pies for you.<\/p><p class=\"khighlighter\"><em>Related: Also check out <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/kidpillar.com\/silly-math-jokes-and-math-puns-that-will-make-everyone-laugh\/#8\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Math Puns<\/a><\/strong> to add in intelligent humour and make maths laugh-worthy!<\/em><\/p><p>106. Pie&#8217;ve been waiting all season for this!<\/p><p>107. More rolls? You butter believe it!<\/p><div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/funny-thanksgiving-one-liners.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/funny-thanksgiving-one-liners.jpg?resize=1024%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"funny thanksgiving one liners\" class=\"wp-image-28304\"\/><\/a><\/figure><\/div><p>108. That&#8217;s a-maize-ing!<\/p><p>109. Gobble &#8217;til you wobble!<\/p><p>110. Stop, drop, and pass the rolls!<\/p><p>111. Nothing gets butter than this!<\/p><p>112. Will I eat leftovers for a week? I cran, and I will.<\/p><p>113. Let&#8217;s get basted.<\/p><p>114. Oh my gourd!<\/p><p>115. This stuffing is the tur-key to my heart.<\/p><p>116. B-autumn&#8217;s up!<\/p><p>117. Let&#8217;s give &#8217;em pumpkin to talk about!<\/p><p>118. &#8216;Tis the season of gourdness!<\/p><p>119. My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes, but I said I couldn&#8217;t quit cold turkey.<\/p><div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/thanksgiving-puns-funny.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/thanksgiving-puns-funny.jpg?resize=1024%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"funny thanksgiving puns\" class=\"wp-image-28315\"\/><\/a><\/figure><\/div><p>120. Have a gourd time this Thanksgiving!<\/p><p><strong>Happy Thanksgiving!<\/strong><\/p><div class=\"schema-faq wp-block-yoast-faq-block\"><div class=\"schema-faq-section\" id=\"faq-question-1700651695213\"><strong class=\"schema-faq-question\">What are some funny one-liner thanksgiving jokes?<\/strong> <p class=\"schema-faq-answer\">Below are a few select thanksgiving jokes one-liners:<br\/>1. 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What key won't open a door? A Turkey<br\/>2. What did a Pilgrim call his best friend?\u2026 My Pal-grim<br\/>3. If Pilgrims were still alive, what would they be known for? Their age<br\/>4. Which two animals get stuffed at Thanksgiving? Turkeys and people<br\/>5. Gobble 'til you wobble!<br\/>6. Knock, Knock! <em>Who\u2019s there?<\/em> Annie. <em>Annie who?<\/em> Annie body seen the turkey?<br\/>7. Who was the turkey thankful to on Thanksgiving? Vegetarians!<br\/>8. 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