{"id":37834,"date":"2023-11-19T17:46:31","date_gmt":"2023-11-19T17:46:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kidpillar.com\/?p=37834"},"modified":"2024-09-12T15:13:53","modified_gmt":"2024-09-12T15:13:53","slug":"funny-new-year-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kidpillar.com\/funny-new-year-jokes\/","title":{"rendered":"91 Funny New Year Jokes &#038; Riddles To Ring in 2024"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Kick-off 2024 with <strong>hilarious New Year Jokes<\/strong>! These silly and funny Jokes for the New Year are sure to get you ringing the brand new year in the most amusing way.<\/p><p>This <strong>list of 91 Funny New Year Jokes<\/strong> is sure to keep everyone laughing way past midnight and well into the New Year! From New Year Dad Jokes, New Year knock knock jokes to one-liners, New Year puns and riddles &#8211; we have got it all to keep everyone, from kids to adults, entertained.<\/p><ul class=\"kp-toc wp-block-list\"><li><strong><a href=\"#1\">New Year Dad Jokes<\/a><\/strong><\/li>\n\n<li><strong><a href=\"#2\">New Year Jokes One-Liners<\/a><\/strong><\/li>\n\n<li><strong><a href=\"#3\">Funny New Year Riddle Jokes<\/a><\/strong><\/li>\n\n<li><strong><a href=\"#4\">Knock-Knock New Year Jokes<\/a><\/strong><\/li><\/ul><h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><strong>Our Latest Video on Winter Crafts<\/strong><\/h3>  <div class=\"kp_floater_container\">\n\t\t<div class=\"kp_floater_inner\">\n\t\t\t<div id=\"kpvclosebutton\">x<\/div>\n    \t\t<iframe class=\"klazyiframe\" width=\"\" height=\"\" data-src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/KJMsiq1dA8o?si=1CfSPnpVdxzuT3-L\" title=\"\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n\t\t<\/div>\n  <\/div>\n  \n<style>\n\n\t.kp_floater_container {\n\t\tposition: relative;\n\t\tpadding-bottom: 56.25%;\n\t\theight: 0;\n\t\toverflow: hidden;\n\t\tbackground: #e8e8e8;\n\t\tmargin-bottom: 20px;\n \t}\n\n\t.kp_floater_container iframe{\n\t\tposition: absolute;\n\t\twidth:100%;\n\t\theight:100%;\n\t\ttransition: all 0.5s;\n\t}\n\t.kp_floater_container .kp_floater_inner{\n\t\theight:0;\n\t\toverflow:hidden;\n\t}\n\t.kp_floater_container .floating-iframe {\n\t\tposition: fixed;\n\t\twidth:auto;\n\t\theight:auto;\n\t\tbottom: 100px;\n\t\tright: 60px;\n\t\tz-index:21474835353;\n\t\tmin-width: 280px;\n\t\tmin-height: 180px;\n  }\n\t.kp_floater_container #kpvclosebutton{\n\t\tdisplay:none;\n\t}\n\t.kp_floater_container .floating-iframe #kpvclosebutton{\n\t\tdisplay: block;\n\t\twidth: 30px;\n\t\theight: 30px;\n\t\tbackground: #fff;\n\t\tborder-radius: 100%;\n\t\ttext-align: center;\n\t\tline-height: 1.1;\n\t\tborder: solid 2px #d2d2d2;\n\t\tcursor: pointer;\n\t\tmargin-left: auto;\n\t\tmargin-bottom: 5px;\n\t}\t\n<\/style>\n<script>\n\tvar globalkpvideoflag = 1;\n  window.addEventListener('scroll', function () {\n\tvar iframe = document.querySelector('.kp_floater_inner');\n\tvar iframecontainer = document.querySelector('.kp_floater_container');\n\tvar videoTop = iframecontainer.getBoundingClientRect().top;\n\n\t\tif(globalkpvideoflag == 1){\n\t\t\tif (videoTop < 0) {\n\t\t\t  iframe.classList.add('floating-iframe');\n\t\t\t} else {\n\t\t\t  iframe.classList.remove('floating-iframe');\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t}\n  });\n\t\n\tvar kpvclosebutton = document.getElementById('kpvclosebutton');\n\n\tkpvclosebutton.onclick = function() {\n\t\tglobalkpvideoflag = 0;\n\t\tvar iframe = document.querySelector('.kp_floater_inner');\n\t\tiframe.classList.remove('floating-iframe');\n\t}\n<\/script>\n\n\n  <script type=\"application\/ld+json\">{\n  \"@context\": \"http:\/\/schema.org\",\n  \"@type\": \"VideoObject\",\n  \"name\": \"5 Easy Winter Crafts For Kids | DIY Winter Art Projects\",\n  \"description\": \"These easy and fun Winter crafts for kids will keep them entertained indoors:  - Moving Paper Cup Snowman - DIY Winter Luminaire  - Rocking Penguin  - Fox Puppet - Paper Plate Cardinal  For More Fun Crafts: https:\/\/kidpillar.com  #diycraftforkids #wintercrafts #winterart #easycraftideas #funcrafts #easycrafts #easycraftsathome #craftsforkid\",\n  \"thumbnailUrl\": \"https:\/\/i.ytimg.com\/vi\/KJMsiq1dA8o\/default.jpg\",\n  \"uploadDate\": \"2023-11-24T06:49:11Z\",\n  \"duration\": \"PT7M47S\",\n  \"embedUrl\": \"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/KJMsiq1dA8o\",\n  \"interactionCount\": \"63\"\n}<\/script><!--Video Markup Code Generated by https:\/\/videoschema.com\/ --><h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"1\"><strong>New Year Dad Jokes<\/strong><\/h2><p>Make way for the best New Year Dad Jokes! These jokes, like the classic dad jokes, are somewhat boring yet humorous! Perfect for everyone, from little kids, friends and family, these dad jokes are a fun way to warm up to the New Year humour!<\/p><div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"577\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/new-year-dad-jokes.png?resize=1024%2C577&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"new year dad jokes for kids and adults\" class=\"wp-image-37842\"\/><\/figure><\/div><p><strong>1. What do New Year&#8217;s parades have in common with Santa Claus?<\/strong> No one is ever awake to see them!<\/p><p class=\"khighlighter\"><em><strong>Related: <\/strong>Check out equally <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/kidpillar.com\/best-christmas-would-you-rather-questions\/\">Funny Would You Rather Christmas Questions<\/a><\/strong>!<\/em><\/p><p><strong>2. What\u2019s a cow\u2019s favourite holiday?<\/strong> Moo Year\u2019s Eve.<\/p><p><strong>3. Did you hear about the woman who started fixing breakfast at midnight on Dec. 31st? <\/strong>She wanted to make a New Year\u2019s toast!<\/p><p><strong>4. What was Dr. Frankenstein\u2019s New Year\u2019s resolution?<\/strong> To make new friends!<\/p><div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"577\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/funny-new-year-dad-jokes.png?resize=1024%2C577&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"funny new year dad jokes\" class=\"wp-image-37850\"\/><\/figure><\/div><p><strong>5. What did a ghost say on New Year\u2019s eve?<\/strong> &#8220;Happy Boo Year!&#8221;<\/p><p><strong>6. Why are there so many vampires out on New Year\u2019s night?<\/strong> For old fangs time!<\/p><p class=\"khighlighter\"><em><strong>Related:<\/strong> If you are a fan of everything spooky, make sure to check out these <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/kidpillar.com\/ghost-facts-for-kids\/#7\">Hilarious Ghost Jokes<\/a><\/strong>! <\/em><\/p><p><strong>7. What is corn&#8217;s favorite holiday?<\/strong> New Ears Eve!<\/p><p><strong>8. Why should you invite a jeweller on New Year\u2019s eve?<\/strong> To ring in the new year!<\/p><p><strong>9. What resolution did a spider make for the New Year?<\/strong> To spend less time on the web!<\/p><div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"577\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/silly-new-year-dad-jokes-kids.png?resize=1024%2C577&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"silly new year dad jokes kids\" class=\"wp-image-37843\"\/><\/figure><\/div><p><strong>10. What did the cat say at midnight on Dec 31st?<\/strong> &#8220;Happy Mew Year!&#8221;<\/p><p><strong>11. Why do birds fly south for New Year&#8217;s Eve?<\/strong> Because it&#8217;s too far to walk!<\/p><p><strong>12. What do you say when bidding farewell on Dec. 31st?<\/strong> See you next year!<\/p><p><strong>13. Why was 6 afraid of 9 on New Year&#8217;s Eve?<\/strong> Because 9, 8, 7&#8230;!<\/p><p class=\"khighlighter\"><em><strong>Related:<\/strong> Check out <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/kidpillar.com\/silly-math-jokes-and-math-puns-that-will-make-everyone-laugh\/\">121 silly Math Jokes<\/a><\/strong>!<\/em><\/p><p><strong>14. What do farmers give their wives at midnight on New Year\u2019s Eve?<\/strong> Hogs and kisses!<\/p><p><strong>15. What does every New Year have in store for us?<\/strong> Another 365 days!<\/p><div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"577\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/Tell-me-a-New-Year-jokes.png?resize=1024%2C577&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Tell me a New Year jokes\" class=\"wp-image-37845\"\/><\/figure><\/div><p><strong>16. Some astronauts wanted to have a New Year&#8217;s party on the moon, but they didn&#8217;t&nbsp;planet&nbsp;in time.<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>17. What do you call someone named Stephen on Dec. 31?&nbsp;<\/strong>New Year&#8217;s Steve!<\/p><p><strong>18. I don&#8217;t like these Chinese New Year celebrations. They tend to Drag-on!<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>19. My New Year&#8217;s resolution is to stay out of shape. Maybe I won&#8217;t stick with this one either!<\/strong><\/p><div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"577\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/Jokes-about-new-beginnings.png?resize=1024%2C577&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Jokes about new beginnings\" class=\"wp-image-37835\"\/><\/figure><\/div><p><strong>20. What does a caterpillar do on Jan. 1st?<\/strong> Turn over a new leaf!<\/p><p><strong>21. What do snowmen like to do on New Year\u2019s Eve?<\/strong> Chill out!<\/p><p><strong>22. What should you never eat on New Year\u2019s Eve?<\/strong> Firecrackers.<\/p><p><strong>23. What did the cheerleaders say on New Year\u2019s Day?<\/strong> Happy New Cheer!<\/p><p><strong>24. Why should you stand on your left foot during the New Year&#8217;s countdown?<\/strong> To start the New Year on the right foot!<\/p><div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"577\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/new-year-jokes-for-kids.png?resize=1024%2C577&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"new year jokes for kids\" class=\"wp-image-37858\"\/><\/figure><\/div><p><strong>25. What did the flute say to the champagne on New Year\u2019s Eve? <\/strong>\u201cYou\u2019re so bubbly!\u201d<\/p><p><strong>26. Why did the chocolate bar get bored on New Year\u2019s Eve?<\/strong> It got tired waiting for a midnight Kiss!<\/p><p><strong>27. Where do math teachers go for a New Year&#8217;s Eve party?<\/strong>&nbsp;Times Square.<\/p><div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"577\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/short-new-year-jokes.png?resize=1024%2C577&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"short new year jokes\" class=\"wp-image-37839\"\/><\/figure><\/div><p class=\"khighlighter\"><em><strong>Related:<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/kidpillar.com\/best-teacher-jokes-for-classroom\/\"><strong>101 Best Teacher Jokes For Classroom<\/strong><\/a><\/em><\/p><p><strong>28. What does a dad say on New Year\u2019s Eve?<\/strong> \u201cI promise I won\u2019t tell any more dad jokes this year.\u201d<\/p><h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"2\"><strong>Short New Year Jokes &#8211; One Liners<\/strong><\/h2><p>If you are looking for some clever New Year\u2019s Eve one liner jokes, these are your best bet! These silly new year\u2019s jokes are great for New Year parties and get-togethers and will get everyone laughing out loud!<\/p><div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"577\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/New-Year-jokes-one-liners.png?resize=1024%2C577&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"New Year jokes one liners\" class=\"wp-image-37848\"\/><\/figure><\/div><p><strong>29. New year? I just got used to this last one!<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>30. My resolution was to read more&#8230; so I put the subtitles on my TV.<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>31. I made a New Year&#8217;s resolution to stop procrastinating, but I&#8217;m going to wait for the new year to get started!<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>32. I love when they drop the ball at Times Square. It&#8217;s a reminder of what I did all year long!<\/strong><\/p><div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"577\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/new-year-jokes-for-everyone-1024x577.png?resize=1024%2C577&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"new year jokes for everyone\" class=\"wp-image-37852\"\/><\/figure><\/div><p><strong>33. An iPhone and a firework were arrested on New Year&#8217;s Eve. One was charged and the other was let off!<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>34. Dracula passed out at midnight on New Year&#8217;s Eve&#8230; there was a countdown!<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>35. I promise not to make any bad jokes for the rest of the year!<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>36. I would lose weight for my New Year&#8217;s resolution&#8230; but I hate losing!<\/strong><\/p><div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"577\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/Funny-new-year-jokes-one-liners.png?resize=1024%2C577&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Funny new year jokes one liners\" class=\"wp-image-37855\"\/><\/figure><\/div><p><strong>37. My New Year\u2019s resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year\u2019s resolutions.<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>38. I don\u2019t see any need to make more New Year\u2019s resolutions when the ones already on the books aren\u2019t being enforced!<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>39. May all your troubles last as long as your New Year&#8217;s resolutions.<\/strong><\/p><div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"577\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/New-Year-Jokes-One-Liners-short.png?resize=1024%2C577&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"New Year Jokes One Liners short\" class=\"wp-image-37836\"\/><\/figure><\/div><p><strong>40. \u201cNew year, new me!&#8221; Said the Covid-19 virus as it mutates!<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>41. I was going to quit all of my bad habits for the new year\u2026 But then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter.<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>42. This New Year I resolve to be less awesome&#8230; since that is really the only thing I do in excess!<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>43. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! Sorry I suffer from premature congratulations!<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>44. I remember last year like it was yesterday!<\/strong><\/p><h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"3\"><strong>Funny New Year Riddle Jokes For Kids<\/strong><\/h2><p>These funny New Year riddles for kids will get your children in stitches and make you their favourite person! A great way to spend quality time together, these clean riddle jokes about new beginnings are a great way to lead upto the New Years!<\/p><div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"577\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/funny-new-year-jokes.png?resize=1024%2C577&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"funny new year jokes For kids\" class=\"wp-image-37844\"\/><\/figure><\/div><p><strong>45. Who gets most excited for the New Year&#8217;s countdown?<\/strong> Calendar companies!<\/p><p><strong>46. What did the bull say on January 1?<\/strong> &#8220;Happy New Steer.&#8221;<\/p><div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"577\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/Funny-new-year-jokes-kids.png?resize=1024%2C577&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Funny new year jokes kids\" class=\"wp-image-37853\"\/><\/figure><\/div><p><strong>47. What did Adam say to Eve on Dec. 31st ?<\/strong> \u201cIt\u2019s New Year, Eve.\u201d<\/p><p><strong>48. What is a New Year&#8217;s resolution?<\/strong> Something that goes in one year and out the other.<\/p><p><strong>49. Why didn\u2019t Pluto throw Earth a birthday party on New Year\u2019s Eve?<\/strong> He forgot to planet!<\/p><p class=\"khighlighter\"><em><strong>Quick Tip:<\/strong> Explore these really <a href=\"https:\/\/kidpillar.com\/funny-science-jokes-puns-for-the-everyone\/\"><strong>funny Science Jokes &amp; Puns<\/strong><\/a> for everyone<\/em><\/p><p><strong>50. What does a ghoul say on Dec. 31?<\/strong> &#8220;Happy New Fear!&#8221;<\/p><p><strong>51. What did the cheerleaders say on New Year\u2019s Day?<\/strong> &#8220;Happy New Cheer!&#8221;<\/p><p><strong>52. Where can you practice multiplication tables on New Year&#8217;s Eve?<\/strong> Times Square!<\/p><div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/Funny-one-liners-new-year-jokes.png?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"577\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/Funny-one-liners-new-year-jokes.png?resize=1024%2C577&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Funny one liners new year jokes\" class=\"wp-image-37847\"\/><\/a><\/figure><\/div><p><strong>53. What food should you avoid on New Year&#8217;s night?<\/strong> Fire&nbsp;crackers!<\/p><p><strong>54. In what year did Christmas Day and New Year&#8217;s Day fall in the same year?<\/strong> Every year!<\/p><p><strong>55. What&#8217;s the biggest con of New Year\u2019s eve?<\/strong> The con-fetti!<\/p><p><strong>56. What did the kids say about the New Year&#8217;s fireworks?<\/strong> &#8220;They were a blast!&#8221;<\/p><p><strong>57. Where do herbs celebrate New Year&#8217;s?<\/strong> Thyme&#8217;s Square.<\/p><div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"577\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/new-year-jokes-and-riddles.png?resize=1024%2C577&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"new year jokes and riddles\" class=\"wp-image-37854\"\/><\/figure><\/div><p><strong>58. What does a field grow on Jan. 1?<\/strong> New Year\u2019s hay!<\/p><p><strong>59. Why was the mobile late for work on Jan. 1?<\/strong> It was busy ringing in the new year!<\/p><p><strong>60. What happened to the man who stole a calendar on New year\u2019s day?<\/strong> He got 12 months!<\/p><p><strong>61. What\u2019s the one group that hates New Year\u2019s Day?<\/strong> The New Year\u2019s Eve clean-up crew!<\/p><div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"577\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/funny-new-year-puns-and-riddles.png?resize=1024%2C577&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"funny new year puns and riddles\" class=\"wp-image-37838\"\/><\/figure><\/div><p><strong>62. What did the little champagne bottle call his father? <\/strong>Pop!<\/p><p><strong>63. What do kangaroos say to each other at midnight on Jan. 1?<\/strong> \u201cHoppy New Year!\u201d<\/p><p><strong>64. Where can you find comedians on New Year&#8217;s Eve?<\/strong> Waiting for the punchline!<\/p><p><strong>65. What\u2019s a couch potato\u2019s New Year\u2019s resolution?<\/strong>&nbsp;Cancel their gym membership from last year.<\/p><p><strong>66. Why should you put your calendar in the freezer on New Year\u2019s Eve?<\/strong>&nbsp;To start off the new year in a cool way!<\/p><div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"577\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/funny-new-year-jokes-for-friends.png?resize=1024%2C577&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"funny new year jokes for friends\" class=\"wp-image-37846\"\/><\/figure><\/div><p><strong>67. What do you say to someone you see after midnight on New Year&#8217;s Day?<\/strong>&nbsp;I haven&#8217;t seen you since last year!<\/p><p><strong>68. What did one traffic light say to another on New Year\u2019s Eve?<\/strong> Close your eyes\u2026 I\u2019m changing!<\/p><p><strong>69. What do you say when bidding farewell on Dec. 31?<\/strong> &#8220;See you next year!&#8221;<\/p><p><strong>70. What\u2019s a digital camera\u2019s New Year\u2019s resolution?<\/strong> 1080p.<\/p><p><strong>71.<\/strong> <strong>Why should you sprinkle sugar on your pillow on New Year&#8217;s Eve? <\/strong>To start the year with sweet dreams.<\/p><div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"577\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/funny-new-year-jokes-for-family.png?resize=1024%2C577&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"funny new year jokes for family\" class=\"wp-image-37841\"\/><\/figure><\/div><p><strong>72. What did George Washington do in the days leading up to New Year\u2019s?<\/strong> He made a New Year\u2019s revolution.<\/p><p><strong>73. What is a New Year&#8217;s resolution?<\/strong> Something that goes in one year and out the other.<\/p><div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"577\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/new-year-puns.png?resize=1024%2C577&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"new year puns\" class=\"wp-image-37840\"\/><\/figure><\/div><p><strong>74. Every New Year&#8217;s Eve, I look forward to a good show at Times Square but they drop the ball every time!<\/strong><\/p><h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"4\"><strong>New Year <strong>Knock-Knock<\/strong><\/strong> <strong>Jokes<\/strong><\/h2><p>You cannot probably miss these hilarious Knock-Knock New Year Jokes! Knock knock jokes pack silly humour and are sure to get even the grumpiest soul giggling.<\/p><div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"577\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/New-Year-jokes-knock-knock.png?resize=1024%2C577&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"New Year jokes knock knock\" class=\"wp-image-37851\"\/><\/figure><\/div><p><strong>75.<\/strong> <strong>Knock, knock!<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>Who&#8217;s there?<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>Hippy.<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>Hippy who?<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>Hippy New year, dude!<\/strong><\/p><div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"577\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/new-year-jokes-for-family-clean.png?resize=1024%2C577&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"new year jokes for family clean\" class=\"wp-image-37857\"\/><\/figure><\/div><p><strong>76. Knock, knock!&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>Who&#8217;s there? <\/strong><\/p><p><strong>Time.<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>Time who?<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>Time to get to Times Square!<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>77. Knock, <strong>knock<\/strong>! <\/strong><\/p><p><strong>Who&#8217;s there?<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>Luke!<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>Luke who?<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>Luke at the fireworks! Amazing aren\u2019t they?<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>78. Knock, knock<\/strong>! <\/p><p><strong>Who&#8217;s there?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>Joe King.&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>Joe King who?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>Joking like this on New Year&#8217;s Eve?<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>79. Knock, knock!&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>Who&#8217;s there?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>Abby.&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>Abby who?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>Abby New Year!<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>80. Knock, knock!<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>Who&#8217;s there?<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>Getting!<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>Getting who?<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>Getting ready for fireworks!<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>81. Knock, knock!<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>Who&#8217;s there?<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>Harry!<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>Harry who?<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>Harry up! Else you are going to be late for the New Year&#8217;s celebrations!<\/strong><\/p><div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"577\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/silly-new-year-knock-knock-jokes.png?resize=1024%2C577&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"silly new year knock knock jokes\" class=\"wp-image-37837\"\/><\/figure><\/div><p class=\"khighlighter\"><strong><em>Related:<\/em><\/strong><em> <a href=\"https:\/\/kidpillar.com\/funniest-knock-knock-jokes-for-kids\/\"><strong>200+ Best Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids<\/strong><\/a><\/em><\/p><p><strong>82. Knock, knock!<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>Who&#8217;s there?<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>Sip!<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>Sip who?<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>Sip, sip, hooray for New Year!<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>83. Knock, knock!<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>Who&#8217;s there? <\/strong><\/p><p><strong>Lettuce! <\/strong><\/p><p><strong>Lettuce who? <\/strong><\/p><p><strong>Lettuce enjoy the New Year!<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>84. Knock, knock! <\/strong><\/p><p><strong>Who&#8217;s there? <\/strong><\/p><p><strong>Radio. <\/strong><\/p><p><strong>Radio who?<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>Radio not, it&#8217;s a New Year.<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>85. Knock, knock!&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>Who&#8217;s there?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>Woo.<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>Woo who?<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>Calm down, the ball hasn&#8217;t dropped yet!<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>86. Knock, knock! <\/strong><\/p><p><strong>Who&#8217;s there? <\/strong><\/p><p><strong>Razor. <\/strong><\/p><p><strong>Razor who? <\/strong><\/p><p><strong>Razor glass and toast to a happy new year.<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>87. Knock, knock!<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>Who&#8217;s there?<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>Five!<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>Five who?<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>Five, four, three, two, one\u2026its Happy New Year!<\/strong><\/p><div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"577\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kidpillar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/Clean-new-year-knock-knock-jokes.png?resize=1024%2C577&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Clean new year knock knock jokes\" class=\"wp-image-37849\"\/><\/figure><\/div><p><strong>88. Knock, knock!&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>Who&#8217;s there?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>Hannah.&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>Hannah who?&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>Hannah Happy New Year!<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>89. Knock, knock! <\/strong><\/p><p><strong>Who\u2019s there? <\/strong><\/p><p><strong>Howie! <\/strong><\/p><p><strong>Howie who?<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>Howie going to stay up until midnight, you look tired already!<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>90. Knock, knock!<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>Who&#8217;s there? <\/strong><\/p><p><strong>Lettuce! <\/strong><\/p><p><strong>Lettuce who?<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>Please lettuce stay up late tonight!<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>91.Knock, Knock! <\/strong><\/p><p><strong>Who&#8217;s there?<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>Gladys!<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>Gladys who?<\/strong><\/p><p><strong>Gladys New Year!<\/strong><\/p><h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><strong>FAQ<\/strong><\/h2><div class=\"schema-faq wp-block-yoast-faq-block\"><div class=\"schema-faq-section\" id=\"faq-question-1701071458448\"><strong class=\"schema-faq-question\">What are some really funny short New Year jokes and puns?<\/strong> <p class=\"schema-faq-answer\">1. 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